Category Archive: Nonsense

Cognito, ergo sum

Cognito, ergo sum

I’m thinking too much these days for my own good. As hard as it may seem, I feel like I’m slowly exhausting my limited brain …

 

Easily amused

Easily amused

I spent a good while this morning reading tongue twisters. I never paid them much attention before but this time it was different. I came …

 

Dude, where’s my car?

Dude, where’s my car?

I don’t know what it is about today but I can’t seem to find my car in the parking lot. It wasn’t that dark out …

 

Rarroloroorf

Rarroloroorf

Some people don’t like to listen. Some will try to listen but they are hard of hearing. Some people will listen but won’t care about …

 

You’re crazy, lady

You’re crazy, lady

I think I met the craziest person in the world tonight. You know those people that go around saying, “The end of the world is …

 

No rhythm

No rhythm

A while ago, I had to take phone calls for a new product that the company was working on. The customers would purchase the card …

 

Oh, that’s warm

Oh, that’s warm

When someone does something to piss you off, a good rule to follow is, “Don’t get mad. Get even.” That is what I try to …

 

$5 hunting

$5 hunting

I live close to an area where there could possibly be a lot of drunken people. There is a place called Hess Village and it’s …

 

Got pooped?

Got pooped?

I think there’s this Asian saying that goes “You are considered lucky if a bird poops on your twice.” I am not sure of the …

 

Clumsy me

Clumsy me

I may not appear to be but a lot of the times I am a clumsy guy. I would walk and trip over just about …