I was listening to Big B Radio at work last night and DJ Cheese, a fellow Canadian, was on the air. I had tuned in just in time to catch her Top 10 list. That was a coincident because I have a weekly Top 10 list that I post every Sunday. Her category was Top 10 Cheesie pick up lines. Since I’m a computer geek, I thought I’d look around for a geeky version. Unless you’re into computers, you may not understand them all. And no, I don’t use these pickup lines at the annual Computer Show.

Top 10 geeky pickup lines…

• You had me at “Hello World!”
• Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
• I can tell by your emoticons that you’re looking for some company
• By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares
• You must be Windows 95 because you got me so unstable
• You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
• I’m attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.
• Yes, that is a real light saber replica in my pocket but I’m still happy to see you.
• With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth
• If you were a booger, I’d pick you
• I have a 21inch… monitor