Top 10…

I was listening to Big B Radio at work last night and DJ Cheese, a fellow Canadian, was on the air. I had tuned in just in time to catch her Top 10 list. That was a coincident because I have a weekly Top 10 list that I post every Sunday. Her category was Top 10 Cheesie pick up lines. Since I’m a computer geek, I thought I’d look around for a geeky version. Unless you’re into computers, you may not understand them all. And no, I don’t use these pickup lines at the annual Computer Show.

Top 10 geeky pickup lines…

  • You had me at “Hello World!”
  • Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
  • I can tell by your emoticons that you’re looking for some company
  • By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares
  • You must be Windows 95 because you got me so unstable
  • You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime
  • I’m attracted to you so much that scientists will begin to doubt the Theory of Relativity.
  • Yes, that is a real light saber replica in my pocket but I’m still happy to see you.
  • With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth
  • If you were a booger, I’d pick you
  • I have a 21inch… monitor