Optometrist is ripping me off

I went to get my eye examined today and it took forever! I don’t think the staff knows what they’re doing. Some of the customers don’t know what they’re doing either, if you know what I mean.

My appointment was for 11:10am and I got there 5 minutes early, just in case I can get it done earlier. But nope, I had to sit on my ass and wait like an hour! Heck, I didn’t even get to sit because apparently, I was in someone else’s sit, some lady who wasn’t all there. She looked at me like she’s gonna sit on me so I gave up the sit. She probably needed to sit down more than I did.

After she was done, I guess it’s her husband’s turn. So he went off and disappeared for a while. I’m still standing, even though there’s a free chair, but I didn’t wanna sit down just yet, in case the husband came back out. Then this lady got up to go get something. That’s when I smelt something foul! I think she farted and walked away to hide the fact that it was her!

After a few minutes, the smell went away, so I went to sit down. Now she comes back and sits down beside me. She still smells only this time, she smells like pee. Next thing I knew, I hear screaming. Sounded like a mom calling for her kid. Since I had my earphones one I couldn’t tell exactly where the noise was coming from. Then the receptionist walked over in my direction, says something and smiles. I just smiled back because I had no idea what was going on. Turns out, the husband was causing all that ruckus while he was in the eye exam room.

After he was done, it was my turn, which was like an hour later. Why it took so long, I have no idea. I got into there, she asked me some questions and I was out of there in 5 minutes. 5 minutes! I don’t know why the hell these people before me took half an hour! How hard is it to pick between which picture looks clearer? It’s either one or the other. If they look similar, pass it.

Then when I go to pay for the whole thing, turns out, it’s gonna be $50 more because the other girl, the one with the sexy eyes, well she didn’t charge me for anti reflection, she just charged me for scratch resistant. So in total, it’s gonna cost me $200 for freaking lens! $200 that I don’t have. Why God? Why did you make eye glasses cost so expensive? Can you lend me $200? I’ll pay you back the next time I see you. Thanks!