Mmm Walnut Crunch!

A couple days ago at work, I got a call to head to the 2nd floor because, supposedly, someone made a mess in the washroom by leaving donuts around. I went up the escalator and approached the info desk and they filled me in. After they told me everything, I went to the men’s washroom to check up on the mess.

When I opened the door, I saw nothing. The floor was still clean but there was a little bit of a floor. So I figured I’d juss lock up the washroom and leave it for the cleaner. But just as I was about to leave, I noticed the flood was coming from the stall.

So I pulled the door open to see if the toilet was leaking. Low and behold, I found me a donut. I’m thinking to myself, “It’s one donut, it’s not that messy.” So I didn’t give it much thought and I started to leave. But then I remembered a previous incident were I saw one thing and it turned out to be something else. And of course, with my bad eye sight, I thought I’d double checked.

Bad move! What I thought was a donut, a Walnut Crunch from Tim Horton’s, turned out to be a pile of shit! It only looked like a Walnut Crunch because it was sorta rectangular and brown! And it was still fresh!

Of course, I left the washroom immediately. As soon as I opened the door, the cleaner was standing outside. I told her about the situation leaving out the fact that there was poo on the floor. I told her I had to lock the washroom and she asked me, “Do I really want to go in there?” I replied by telling her that someone left a donut in there and then I asked her what her favourite donut was. She said it was a Walnut Crunch! I cracked up laughing. She couldn’t understand why. That’s when I told her that someone left her a Walnut Crunch in the washroom, hinting at the fact that this Walnut Crunch wasn’t exactly a donut. Man, was she surprised when she had to clean that up. I feel sorry for her because she had to scoop that up. I don’t think it’s something I can do because I’ll probably end up making it worse.