I see dumb people!

As sad as it may seem, our world is filled with stupid people, and I don’t mean 1 or 2. There’s millions! How this part of the human race managed to survive is beyond me. What’s annoying is that they don’t have enough common sense to smarten up! It pisses me off so much that I want to beat them with an inch of their lives!

There are things that they find funny but no one else seems to get the joke but them. Apparently they don’t understand the concept of a joke because if they did, we would both be laughing. And because they think, if they actually do think at all, that it’s funny, they continue to do it over and over in hopes of getting through. You know? They want to convince you that the joke that they are telling is actually funny. If I didn’t get it the first 10 times what makes you think that I will laugh at it the 11th time? What part of “not funny” don’t you understand? The part where I don’t say “ha ha ha” or the part where I stare blankly?

One time he wanted to convince me that one complete inning of baseball has a total of 3 outs. Now, I’m no baseball fanatic but as I recall it, a complete inning consists of the away team and the home team getting a chance at bat. So, the away time goes and 3 outs later, the home team goes. The home team goes and 3 outs later, the away team goes again. But after the home team gets 3 outs, that’s the end of the inning. So if you recall from grade 2 math, 3 + 3 = 6. A number plus itself does not equal itself. As far as I know, the only number when added to itself to equal itself is 0. Here, I’ll prove it algebraically:

x + x = x
2x = x
2x – x = 0
x = 0

Eureka! How simple was that?

Throughout my college years, I was lucky enough to get stuck with a couple dumbasses. It seemed as if they’re mission was to make my life miserable. They did whatever their little minds can possibly conjure up with in order to bug me. They were just plain stupid. I don’t think Mohawk should have let them in. I mean, they didn’t even know how to do their work. They would rather hack into someone’s MSN and impersonate the victim in order to get the work from someone else, rather than doing it themselves. And they seem to hang onto stupid ass jokes. One time in class, my friend was reading the papers and the teacher told him to put it away, so he folds it up and places it in front of me. The teacher saw that it was still out, so he specifically told me to put it away. I didn’t know he was talking to me so i said “oh!” So they decided to use “oh” against me somehow. I don’t know how but I’m guessing they think that no one else says “oh!”

Oh! I’m guessing I’m the only one on this planet to say “Oh!” As far as I know there are a few hit songs out there that says “Oh!”

Ciara says “Oh!”
Omarion says “Oh!”
David Matthews Band says “Oh!”
Monica says “Uh Oh!”

If saying “Oh!” is somehow bad, I’m glad I say it a lot. I don’t think I go a day without saying “Oh!” So, if their mission was to somehow bring me down, i think they’ve failed. Oh! Wait, they didn’t just fail, they miserably failed. I honestly think that some people should get a life because I’m too busy living mine to be bothered by stupid things like this. There are too many crazy things going on in this world that I don’t have time to put up with them. I have to put up with enough lunatics at work but I get paid to do that. So unless you dumbasses pay me to talk to you, I suggest you go bother someone else. Oh! Wait, why don’t you bother each other! I’ll give you a lollipop if you leave everyone else alone and talk amongst yourself.