Today was probably the weirdest day at work, only because of what I’m about to tell you.
A staff member approached security and informed us that the man sitting by the computer was … uhhhh… “showing too much”… And she suggested that we let him know. We joked about it and stuff but I didn’t think that I would be the one to tell him.
My boss told me to go over there and tell him that “his dogs are loose.” Another coworker suggested that I ask him to readjust his position. Of course, cuz they were being funny, I didn’t think they meant for me to actually go there and tell they guy. I mean, what was I supposed to say. I don’t think there was a polite way of saying this.
So walked up towards him and along the way, I had to think of something. When I approached him, the first thing I said was, “excuse me sir, but uhhhh, your dogs are loose.” Well, he was kinda old so he didn’t hear me. It’s bad enough having to say it once, but now I gotta repeat myself.
So this time, I said it more directly. “Someone pointed out to me something and she suggested that you… uhhh… close your legs.”
Again, he didn’t hear me. So now I have to repeat myself again for the 3rd time. As if the first 2 times weren’t bad enough. So I juss told him… “Sir, your balls are showing.”
Surely enough, he got the message. I was running out of ways to tell him. Maybe I should have told him to put Jabba back in his hut. I juss hope that I don’t have to do this again. Because if I do, I juss gonna come out and say it directly, “your balls are showing.”