I’m single because I’m lazy

Every now and then I get asked, “Don, where’s your girlfriend?” And I always reply, “I don’t have one.”


I guess at my age, most people are in some sort of relationship but I don’t have time right now to be in one. I mean, if I was in a relationship, I’d make time, that’s what it’s all about, but since I’m not in one, I just didn’t bother making time to start one up. I’m busy as it is. With a part time job and a company, it’s hard to find time for anything. If anything, I have some time to get coffee once in a while but if things start to pick up, I’d be lucky if I have time for that.

At this point in my life, I don’t think I need a girlfriend. From what I hear, it can be a hassle. Women are the greatest mysteries in the world. I can’t understand then, men in general can’t understand them, heck maybe they don’t even understand each other. But for all I know, they are a very complicated gender.

If it is true, that there is a God, my guess is that God is a woman because men can’t understand God and they can’t understand women, therefore God is a woman. So, if there is a God, she’s a Goddess.

So when will I have time to start a relationship? Well, maybe once things start to slow down and I become more financially stable. Yeah, I know that sounds like it’s more of a settling down kind of stage but they’re sort of the same thing. Starting a relationship and/or settling down takes a lot of commitment. The amount of commitment needed is something I can’t offer a girl right now. What I can offer her though, is my friendship. And who knows, maybe down the road something will up come and I can offer more.

So until then,

“You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub. Look mami I got the X if you into taking drugs. I’m into having sex, I ain’t into making love, so come give me a hug if you into to getting rubbed.”

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